Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: A Bit of a Quirk

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, each of our alleged offenders has a bit of a quirk. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license, open container in vehicle
Grumpiest grump this side of Grumpville.

9.)

Charges: Probation violation
Halloween-head.

8.)

Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear, failure to pay fine
Eyebrow artwork: 2/10

7.)

Charges: Criminal damage
Height: 5’9″
Weight: 180 pounds
Race: Red Delicious Apple

6.)

Charges: Indecent exposure
Ever seen a human-goat hybrid beg for food?

5.)

Charges: Unlawful control of transportation, failure to appear
Here’s a guy who’s seen Taxi Driver too many times.
Yeah, we’re talkin’ to you.

4.)

Charges: Disorderly conduct
Bitchin’ jacket.

3.)

Charges: Criminal damage
He who smelt it, is the one who dealt it.

2.)

Charges: Criminal damage
♪Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la♪

1.)

Charges: Not available
It’s always the wrong week to quit sniffin’ glue.