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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, it’s amateur hour. To quote Urban Dictionary, “Something that is done sloppily, half-assed, or in an amateur manner.”
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Charges: Aggravated robbery Well, you can’t dwell on your mistakes.
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Charges: Failure to pay a fine Always write down the date you plant your azaleas.
8.)
Charges: Probation violation LOL WTF?
7.)
Charges: Probation violation Carrot Top!
6.)
Charges: Assault, disorderly conduct, criminal trespassing If we had to guess, it’s hockey-related.
5.)
Charges: Failure to show ID, driving on a suspended license, failure to appear Look out ladies, we’ve got a real playboy on our hands.
4.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing, possession of drug paraphernalia Wow, so realistic.
3.)
Charges: Issuing a bad check Please stop.
2.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia Is this a male stripper/gangster or are we just listing hobbies here?
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Charges: Criminal trespassing, possession of drug paraphernalia Here’s a guy who probably doesn’t get a lot of job offers for customer-service positions.
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