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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, several of our alleged offenders look like angels or demons — and mostly the latter. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Possession of marijuana for sale, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, possession of a weapon during a drug offense
Best guess for the “M” and “T”: This guy isn’t into gangs, just the big MT — Mother Teresa.
9.)
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Charges: Forgery, taking the identity of another
There’s something a little off about this photo.
Oh, we got it:
8.)
Charges: Failure to appear
Yes, that was the real listed charge.
7.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, aggravated assault on a minor, possession of drug paraphernalia
That’s the grumpiest looking grump this side of the grump-house.
6.)
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear, failure to show driver’s license, driving on a suspended license
Good Lord. Are those horns? Is this a demon? This is a demon.
5.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing
Who has two hands in is down with Jesus? Just kidding, crotchety Jesus freaks, this guy’s praying to Allah. Gotcha.
4.)
Charges: Aggravated robbery
That’s natural.
3.)
Charges: Armed robbery, burglary, robbery
Here’s a guy who hasn’t been giving too many fucks in recent years.
2.)
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
Someone ought to be charged with the vandalism they committed to this guy’s face.
1.)
Charges: Unlawful control of transportation
Tip: If you see someone with a dragon tattooed to their chest and an orange tinge to their mustache, do not cross that person. Do NOT.
