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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we take our best guesses as to what’s going on in some of the week’s most memorable mugshots. Enjoy.
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Charges: Aggravated assault, aggravated assault involving a minor, criminal damage, preventing the use of a cell phone in an emergency, assault Hello, Arizona Cardinals running back Jonathan Dwyer, and welcome to Mugshots of the Week.
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9.)
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear An old Jonathan Dwyer jersey? We’ll never know.
8.)
Charges: Threatening, assault, disorderly conduct We’re not going to publish this gent’s name, but he seriously has one of the most Irish names we’ve ever heard.
7.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license A permanent soul patch. The horror.
6.)
Charges: Probation violation Racing stripe adds around 50 horsepower.
5.)
Charges: Illegal control of an enterprise, money laundering, maintaining a house of prostitution Who has two thumbs and a leather interior? This guy.
4.)
Charges: Failure to appear CAN A GUY GET A LITTLE PRIVACY AROUND HERE?
3.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, false reporting to law enforcement, failure to appear, using a fraudulent sales receipt Here’s a guy who wears hats.
2.)
Charges: Unlawful means of transportation Wait, are you a Nazi, or do you shoot Nazis?
1.)
Charges: Theft of transportation Let’s not exclude the possibility that this guy is a radical environmentalist and his neck tattoo says “White Prius.”
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