Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Cast of Characters

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we’ve got a real cast of characters. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Criminal damage, failure to comply with a court order, disorderly conduct, threatening or intimidating
Everything’s ten times more intense when you imagine it being done in one of those turquoise and sequined vaquero shirts.

9.)

Charges: Failure to comply with a court order
There should be a court order against getting any more star tattoos on his face.

8.)

Charges: Unlawful imprisonment, probation violation, assault
602 area code? Wow, we must be in the same gang or something. Let’s go beat up some fools with 623 area codes.

7.)

Charges: Armed robbery, theft, unlawful flight from law enforcement
This candidate for scariest-looking person alive appears to have just gotten his demon horns surgically removed.

6.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession for sale, possession of drug paraphernalia, shoplifting, failure to appear
“Adding insult to injury” means having a Philadelphia Phillies face tattoo.

5.)

Charges: Marijuana possession for sale, marijuana possession, marijuana transportation, unlawful flight from law enforcement
Tattoos depicting loved ones never quite turn out like museum-quality portraits.

4.)

Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, assault, failure to appear
Willie Nelson?

3.)

Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia, indecent exposure
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

2.)

Charges: Resisting arrest with physical force
Good news, Christians: Fighting the cops is not specifically outlined as a sin in the Bible.

1.)

Charges: Aggravated DUI, criminal damage, hit-and-run with injury, endangerment, assault
Nana?

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