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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, the jail’s looking a whole lot like the North Pole. Happy Holidays.
11.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct
Enjoy that lump of coal, brat.
10.)
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Charges: Trafficking stolen property, minor in possession of liquor
Look at all these presents!
9.)
Charges: Aggravated DUI
A new bike!
8.)
Charges: Failure to appear, DUI
Santa!
7.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing
Mom . . . I think Santa’s been drinking.
6.)
Charges: Burglary
Well, Santa’s not exactly how we remember him.
5.)
Charges: Failure to appear
There’s the jolly old man.
4.)
Charges: Minor in possession of liquor
An elf!
3.)
Charges: Failure to pay a fine, driving on a suspended license
Take that, Megyn Kelly.
2.)
Charges: Possession of narcotic drugs for sale
Fact: Santa dresses like an asshole in his spare time.
1.)
Charges: Assault
Ho, ho, ho.
