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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, all of our alleged offenders look like clowns — figuratively, for the most part. At least one just literally looks like a circus clown. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Assault, failure to appear, probation violation
No doubt, brother. Here’s a tip for the kids: Don’t approach anyone with a face tattoo, no matter what it says.
9.)
Charges: Assault
Nice purse.
8.)
Charges: Shoplifting
Looks like we caught someone in a game of did someone just fart, and was that someone me?
7.)
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
♫ In the midnight hour she cried “more, more, more”
With a rebel yell she cried “more, more, more”
In the midnight hour babe “more, more, more”
With a rebel yell she cried “more, more, more”
More, more, more. ♫
6.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Bitches love the “bitch please” tat.
5.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Why does Gandalf/Dumbledore/Jesus not have any hands?
4.)
Charges: Aggravated DUI, driving on a suspended license
Do you think getting “fuck it” tattooed on his chin came before or after the rest of the crap inked to his skin?
3.)
Charges: Forgery
It kind of looks like weeds started growing on this guy’s head, but he just decided to bleach them instead of pull them out.
2.)
Charges: Failure to pay fines
Well, shit. No soup for any of us.
1.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, tampering with physical evidence, criminal littering
The scientific word for fear of clowns is coulrophobia.
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