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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we’ve found that it can always get worse — especially when it comes to face tattoos. Enjoy.
11.)
Charges: Marijuana possession
We’re guessing Rolex didn’t pay for this advertisement.
10.)
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Charges: Assault, disorderly conduct
That tattoo “artist” should have shown some mercy.
9.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing
Honestly, pal, we’ve seen a lot worse.
8.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession for sale, dangerous-drug possession, narcotic-drug possession for sale, narcotic-drug possession, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
If you guessed that number corresponds to an inmate ID number in the state prison system, you guessed correctly.
7.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct
You had one job, Sheriff’s Office mugshot-taker guy.
6.)
Charges: Failure to pay a fine
One can only hope that this guy got arrested in the middle of a haircut.
5.)
Charges: Not available
It’s like a second set of eyebrows that make no sense.
4.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Was this guy in NSYNC or the Backstreet Boys? I always get those two confused.
3.)
Charges: Misconduct involving weapons
Seems more like an imp than a devil.
2.)
Charges: Theft
No big deal, just some horns coming out of her head.
1.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Good luck getting to bed tonight.
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