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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we have costume suggestions for the inmates. Enjoy.
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Charges: Robbery, shoplifting Costume: Sisqo, the proprietor of the “Thong song”
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Charges: Aggravated assault, dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, criminal damage Costume: Fabio
8.)
Charges: Unlawful use of transportation Costume: Escaped convict
7.)
Charges: Resisting arrest, possession of drug paraphernalia, criminal trespassing, failure to appear Costume: A shrub
6.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license Costume: Jesus
5.)
Charges: Burglary Costume: Henry Spencer of Eraserhead
4.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct Costume: Wild Bill Hickok
3.)
Charges: Sexual exploitation of a minor Costume: Frankenstein’s monster
2.)
Charges: Theft of transportation, criminal damage, unlawful flight from a law enforcement vehicle Costume: Zombie
1.)
Charges: Failure to pay a fine Costume: Arthur Fonzarelli
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