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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we’re just pointing out some things. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Bird gang!
9.)
Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
8.)
Charges: Marijuana possession (Surprise!)
If Jamaica were a small town in Norway.
7.)
Charges: Failure to pay a fine
There are very few Diamondbacks tattoos out there, but this is clearly the worst one in the world.
6.)
Charges: Criminal damage
Avondale? Like the crap town on the outskirts of Phoenix? Maybe PAYSON would make for a more badass tat.
5.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of a weapon in a drug offense, possession of drug paraphernalia
Children, this is NOT Santa.
4.)
Charges: Resisting arrest, shoplifting, disorderly conduct
Isn’t this the Arizona Cardinals’ third-round pick?
3.)
Charges: Marijuana possession
Fixed it:
2.)
Charges: Fugitive of justice
1.)
Charges: Criminal damage
Rub-a-dub-dub, Lord thanks for the grub. Amen.
