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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we find some alleged offenders who don’t appear to give a damn about anything. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Failure to appear
That mustache ate this man’s lips.
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Charges: Probation violation
Note to self: Find a tattoo artist who can color inside the lines.
8.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, narcotic-drug possession, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
We’d say the odds are pretty good that this guy’s a wizard.
7.)
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
Here’s someone who probably isn’t good at making decisions.
6.)
Charges: Criminal damage
Guess who’s not giving a damn today.
5.)
Charges: Unlawful flight from law enforcement
Now there’s a face tattoo we can agree with. No, not “fuck what you think” — we’re talking about the “silence is golden” one.
4.)
Charges: Aggravated DUI, failure to pay a fine
Jail: practically Disneyland.
3.)
Charges: Child or vulnerable adult abuse, endangerment, disorderly conduct, cruel mistreatment of an animal, criminal trespassing
All that, and she still managed to reach down and pull out a smile. How about that.
2.)
Charges: Probation violation
1.)
Charges: Burglary, possession of drugs in a drug-free zone, possession of drug paraphernalia
If the zombie apocalypse comes, look no further for patient zero.
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