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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, our alleged offenders just don’t give a damn. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, failure to show ID
Because nothing says “I’m a big, bad M-er F-er” quite like a bowl-cut.
9.)
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Charges: Probation violation
Guy’s gotta breathe.
8.)
Charges: Failure to appear
Sorry to interrupt your stare of death. . .
7.)
Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia
Ya got a little on your face.
6.)
Charges: Marijuana possession, dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Ma’am, how many marijuanas have you had tonight?
5.)
Charges: Probation violation
All right, who pissed off the hippie?
4.)
Charges: Shoplifting
She seems to have plenty of eye-shadow.
3.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, prescription-drug possession, probation violation
Some things “CVL” probably doesn’t stand for:
-Canadian Victory Laps
-Community, Values, and Leadership
-Crunchy Vitamin Lips
-Chinese Violin Lover
-Chimichanga Vapor Lion
2.)
Charges: Probation violation
Think you can kick a field goal between those uprights?
1.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing
The king of not givin’ a shit.
