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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we found some real one-of-a-kind offenders — which usually means ugly face tattoos are coming. Enjoy.
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Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, driving on a suspended license, failure to show ID
Looks like someone’s en fuego.
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Charges: Driving on a suspended license
I’ve got an artichoke on my head, but don’t call me an artichoke-head.
10.)
Charges: Drug paraphernalia
We’re not responsible for the possibility of your soul being sucked through the screen.
9.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession
“I’m sorry, I thought this was America.”
8.)
Charges: Criminal damage
Two things he’s still trying to check off on his bucket list.
7.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license
Those are the kind of eyebrows that usually come in a Mr. Potato Head set.
6.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing
Yikes.
5.)
Charges: Armed robbery, probation violation
WTF is Arieightona?
4.)
Charges: Burglary, unlawful flight from law enforcement, endangerment, possession of drug paraphernalia
Phoenix’s finest.
3.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license
I don’t wear makeup, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how it’s supposed to work.
2.)
Charges: Not available
Blue Steel.
1.)
Charges: Theft, burglary
Show your love for corporate America with a face tattoo!
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