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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, it looks like we got the outtake photos for most of our alleged offenders. Enjoy.
12.)
Charges: Burglary
For having “freak show” tattooed across his neck, this guy otherwise looks remarkably normal.
11.)
Charges: Forgery
The classic look of a man who needs a fresh set of underwear.
10.)
Charges: Furnishing obscene material to minors
Creative illusion — grow a goatee where a chin would normally be.
9.)
Charges: Forgery, fradulent schemes
8.)
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
World’s most expensive hair-gel habit.
7.)
Charges: Probation violation
What’s up, baby?
6.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license
A famous actress from the hit TV series, Tales from the Crypt.
5.)
Charges: Resisting arrest, criminal trespassing
Better pray for some mistletoe.
4.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, failure to pay a fine
Here’s a guy who’s had the same haircut for 50 years.
3.)
Charges: False reporting to law enforcement
World’s saddest hippie.
2.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing
Abducted by aliens? Not again!
1.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession for sale, transportation theft
“Fuck cops,” huh? You showed them!
