Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Showing Off

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, all of our alleged offenders are showing off something. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, narcotic-drug possession, evidence tampering, possession of a weapon in a drug offense, using a building for drug manufacturing, and more
Well, that’s sad. Don’t get so down on yourself, tiger.

9.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Trent Dilfer? Trent Dilfer.

8.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license
It probably seemed funny at the time, but it looks kind of gross now.

7.)

Charges: Failure to comply with a court order, DUI, extreme DUI, failure to stay at the scene of an accident
Yo!

6.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license
That’s a woman.

5.)

Charges: Failure to obey a police officer
That’s not a woman.

4.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
We hope that this whole scene isn’t lost on this gentleman. The one who’s big on survival of “tha” fittest is the one who’s locked in “tha” cage.

3.)

Charges: Possession of a weapon in a drug offense, dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
We’re just guessing that doesn’t say “NORWAY.”

2.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing, driving on a suspended license
In case you can’t read the forehead: “Wild Wild West.”

1.)

Charges: Aggravated assault on a minor, disorderly conduct
Yikes. Even the shittiest of neighborhoods have better graffiti than this guy’s face.