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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, our alleged offenders either have tattoos or attitudes — bad ones, for the most part.
10.)
Charges: Threatening or intimidating, narcotic-drug possession, probation violation, possession of drug paraphernalia
If you paid more than 75 cents for this tattoo, you got ROBBED.
9.)
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Charges: Failure to pay a fine
“Yes, I’d like one slice of pepperoni pizza, and I’d like it tattooed inside my ear.”
8.)
Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person
7.)
Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Get a haircut, hippie.
6.)
Charges: Failure to stop at police command, driving on a suspended license
Happiest Inmate of the Year Award
5.)
Charges: Assault
That’s the Phoenix way: Crackin’ skulls in a Tommy Bahama shirt.
4.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
I bet you can get like 5 cents for this lady at a scrap-metal recycling place.
3.)
Charges: Marjuana possession, disorderly conduct
A guy who, at the age of 40, calls everyone he sees “bro” or “dawg.”
2.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing
Pavarotti #1
1.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Pavarotti #2