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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, we introduce the goon squad. Enjoy.
12.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing
What a lovely hat.
11.)
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Charges: Theft, burglary
Go D-backs.
10.)
Charges: False reporting to law enforcement
You’re never too old for blue hair! Well, actually, age 15 is probably the upper limit.
9.)
Charges: Probation violation, failure to pay a fine
I bet St. Peter’s gonna see that fancy neck art and waive him right in. (Sucker!)
8.)
Charges: Burglary, resisting arrest, criminal trespassing
Boy, face tattoos don’t get much worse than that, do they? . . .
7.)
Charges: Burglary, possession of burglary tools, criminal damage, theft
. . . Yes, yes they do.
6.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Hey baby, where you goin’?
5.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct
We don’t know what happened here, but we do know that it was WILD.
4.)
Charges: Assault
Dogbat.
3.)
Charges: Driving on a suspended license
Introducing, the Cadillac of inmates.
2.)
Charges: DUI, failure to show ID
1996 International Mullet Competition runner-up.
1.)
Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia
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