Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: The Wrong Idea

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.

This week, we might be getting the wrong idea about our alleged offenders. Enjoy.

19.)

Charges: Disorderly conduct, criminal nuisance
Well, there’s clearly a teardrop coming out of one eye, and then there’s some sort of unidentified goo dripping from the other.

18.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Easy, breezy, beautiful, Cover…man.

17.)

Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Here’s a guy who can probably swallow a Thanksgiving turkey whole.

16.)

Charges: Probation violation
Hey, here’s a random question: Did Charlie Manson ever impregnate a woman?

15.)

Charges: Burglary, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, possession of burglary tools, marijuana possession
Even gangstas get headaches.

14.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing
Street name: Abuela loca

13.)

Charges: Public sexual indecency, indecent exposure
Always wear a safety vest when erecting things in public.

12.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing, criminal damage
Poor Iceman.

11.)

Charges: Assault, disorderly conduct
Um, go D-backs.

10.)

Charges: False reporting to law enforcement, failure to show ID
HEY BABY WHERE YOU GOIN’?

9.)

Charges: Misconduct involving weapons, dangerous drugs for sale
Here’s a tip: Tattoos on your second chin are hard to read.

8.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Never too early for Christmas carolers.

7.)

Charges: Shoplifting
Not-Really-That-Coolio

6.)

Charges: Exceeding 85 mph
Why so blue? (Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!)

5.)

Charges: Assault, criminal trespassing, failure to appear
“Dangerous,” huh? Well, we assumed as much due to the fact that you had a face tattoo in the first place.

4.)

Charges: Armed robbery, trafficking stolen property, dangerous-drug possession, theft, possession of drug paraphernalia
It kind of looks like he’s doing just that.

3.)

Charges: Failure to appear
Here’s a guy who grows turnips out of his head.

2.)

Charges: Possession of a weapon in a drug offense, marijuana possession for sale, possession of drug paraphernalia
1 in 100 people: “Oh, that Clockwork Orange guy.”
99 in 100 people: “Hey man, you got some shit under your eye.”

1.)

Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia