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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert’s own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we’ll take care of the rest.
This week, all of our alleged offenders have something gone wrong. Enjoy.
10.)
Charges: Trafficking stolen property, shoplifting
Just in case you were thinking about licking this guy, don’t do it.
9.)
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Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
We’re not sure how this is even possible, but these two people, with matching bio-hazard tattoos, do not appear to be related.
8.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug violation, indecent exposure, possession of drug paraphernalia
It’s like a wife-beater of human fur.
7.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Hippies Gone Bad, Volume 6
6.)
Charges: Misconduct involving weapons, possession of drug paraphernalia
Oh boy, he’s gonna have to put in his curler tonight.
5.)
Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
4.)
Charges: Possession of marijuana
Guess where this guy’s from!
3.)
Charges: Failure to appear
Have fun trying to sleep tonight.
2.)
Charges: Failure to pay a fine
New look: Eyebrows that look like Clark Gable’s mustache.
1.)
Charges: Assault
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
