Stift Engelszell: The Newest Trappist Brewery

Beers: Gregorius; Benno Styles: Belgian Strong Dark Ale; Dubbel Brewery: Stift Engelszell ABV: 9.7; 6.9 If, at some future moment, I am compelled by the holy spirit to give up my house, car and cushy blogging gig for a life on religious contemplation, I think I’ll become a Trappist. Also…

How to Make the Perfect Lemon Drop Cocktail

One of my favorite uses for flavored vodka has to be Lemon Drops. As far as drinks go, they’re almost foolproof. I’ll even tolerate low-rent ones made with (gasp!) bottled sour mix. While the vast majority of Lemon Drops out there are at least somewhat drinkable, a well-made one is…

Great Divide Oatmeal Yeti: Believe.

Beer: Oatmeal Yeti Brewery: Great Divide Brewing Co. Style: Imperial Stout ABV: 9.5 percent It’s safe at this point to say it: the yeti exists. Scientists were skeptical for many years, but the evidence is overwhelming. Seasonal migration patterns have different species of yeti lumbering right through the middle of…

The Yukon’s Sourtoe Cocktail: Don’t Swallow the Toe

Up in Canada’s Yukon Territory, a bar is missing its most famous toe. A patron took it home… by swallowing it. Apparently, the long winter nights up in Dawson City are conducive to strange behavior. Back in 1973, one of the bar regulars at the Downtown Hotel in Dawson City…

Firestone Walker Velvet Merkin: It Tastes Better Than It Sounds

Beer: Velvet Merkin Brewery: Firestone Walker Brewing Co. Style: Oatmeal Stout ABV: 8.5 While the hair that grows around ladyparts is today mostly thought of as something to be avoided, back in the 15th century, pubes were the bee’s knees. A prostitute with an impressive undercarriage could command an army…

Exploring the Rainbow of Fruit Liqueurs

I had fun writing about triple sec last week. It was one of those articles that almost asked more questions to me than it answered. After all, triple sec is but one liqueur of literally hundreds out there. Why should triple sec have all the fun? Let’s take a look…

Wine and the F-word

I always wonder what people are actually doing when they refer to “the F-word.” I mean, they all know what it means. Why don’t they just say it? It seems to me to reveal a kind of double-standard. When you are watching one of those clips on the news where…

Crooked Stave Surette: A Good Introduction

Beer: Surette Brewery: Crooked Stave Artisan Beer Project Style: Saison ABV: 6.2 percent Another day, another new brewery in Phoenix. This week’s rookie has landed on shelves after a relatively short flight from Denver, but tasting their beers might make you think they came from Belgium. Chad Yakobson, brewer and…

Last Call Mailbag: What the Hell Is Triple Sec?

This week, the mailbag fell open to reveal this missive: “I have a bottle of triple sec on my shelf, and I have no idea why I have it. What is it, and what should I do with it?” As you might have guessed by the pictures on labels, triple…

Travel Latin America with Province at The Westin

Ever been to Peru or Cuba? Well, now’s your chance. Province restaurant at The Westin Phoenix Downtown has extended its Latin Passport Dinner Series, a tour of several Latin countries with a stellar menu created by executive chef Randy Zweiban. Seats for the remainder of August (Peru) and September (Cuba)…

Strawberry Wine, Anyone?

Sipping in your Chevy by the levee. The heady fragrance of ripe strawberries, your arm around your babe, the song by Deana Carter on the radio drowning out the trance-inducing nighttime crickets under the full moon. Why not? We get asked about fruit wines all the time. A common experience…

Pilsner Urquell: A History Lesson

Beer: Pilsner Urquell Brewery: Plzensky Prazdroj Style: Bohemian Pilsner ABV: 4.4 percent For good or for ill, there is no brewery that’s affected beer consumption worldwide more than Plzensky Prazdroj. One hundred and seventy-one years ago this November, the Czech brewery introduced pilsner, a beer style with qualities so unique…

The Secrets to the Best Lime Shot, Ever.

More than a few craft bartenders I know have a certain disdain for shots. It doesn’t matter whether it’s a mixed drink with an X-rated name or the bottle of the moment. They sniff that shots are vulgar, more suited to the realm of nightclubs and frat parties than Serious…

5 Rosé Wines Under $20

Rosé wine is a very divisive topic. A recent New York Times article, Rosé: In Demand, but Not Demanding reports, “If you feel the need for a good, strong bath of cynicism, gather a few sommeliers in summer and discuss rosés. They could give teenagers a few lessons in eye-rolling,…

Funkwerks In Mysterious Ways

Beer: Saison Brewery: Funkwerks Style: Saison ABV: 6.8 percent Phoenix, it must be said, is a pretty odd place — made up primarily of people exported from other regions. With our climate and the variety of drinkers making their homes in the Valley, it’s difficult to dial in on what…

How to Make a Breakfast Martini

Thanks to a recent shift change at work, I’m now off on Sundays. This means I can once more be on the receiving end of that wonderful Sunday morning drinking tradition, brunch. Some of my favorite cocktails are tailor-made for brunch. I can get picky with my brunch drinks. The…